George Clooney

Goldilocks And The Haunting of Room 206

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This is such a silly story. I don’t know if I even want to tell it.  It has to do with a haunting. And ghosts. In a hotel room... in Denver. And there’s a Goldilocks appearance in it as well. I played Goldilocks. This is so embarrassing.

I Hate This Fu**in’ Town!

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The Birth of Venus.  Michelangelo’s David. Yes, we’re talking about Florence.  Or Firenze if you want to pretend you know Italian.

It had been a crazy year and I had found myself in Florence five or six times.  A few of those were with the family.  We ran around like the tourists we were – buying Florence t-shirts and toys for the kids, laughing and eating gelato on the terrace of the Uffizi Gallery.